Simple

How do I, in the simplest language, tell you the Good News?
Simply put, YOU are a child of God and this God loves you more than you can even imagine. Your divine parent reached out and plucked you from the Seas of Endless Probability and has placed you in the arms of his angels. He has charged them with the task of cleaning you up, making you strong and, when you are ready, to set you upon the path to your divine destiny.
Your Father, and mine, for he is the Universal Father (the Father of All), is engaged in the realisation of a stupendous plan, his plans are infinite while his goals of attainment are eternal and YOU are an irreplaceable feature of it, and you are of more value than you could imagine.